IN GENERAL . . .
Unless otherwise noted, the recipes in this chapter are for the saucing of good quality commercial dried fettuccine, about 1/4 pound per person for main course dining. (I must say, however, that in the best of all possible worlds you should try to find fresh pasta, in which case the cooking time will plummet to about four minutes!)
You want to drop the pasta into boiling water (a large pot of it!), stir it occasionally to prevent sticking, and remove it after exactly 12 minutes — well, it’s all right to be five or ten seconds off — this allowing time for the water to return to a good boil after the pasta goes in. Twelve minutes should give you a golden mean pasta, neither chewy nor mushy. (For shells and tubes, check the timing on the box and add several minutes).
When the pasta reaches the zero hour, so to speak, drain it in a colander, letting a bit of liquid cling to the strands, then pour it into a serving bowl where it will impatiently await your sauce, along with grated cheese: either the robust dry jack we favor or the daintier, more traditional parmesan (one man’s sand, I guess, is the other’s parmesan). Now stir your sauce in well.
And always leave extra grated cheese on the table — you know what it feels like in a restaurant when the waiter whisks the cheese away or parks your bottle of wine in a bucket a small football field from your rapidly emptying glass.
Before proceeding, I should add that the Bloomfields occasionally dine on a pasta dish not included in the formal precincts, so to speak, of this chapter, because, well, it’s scarcely a recipe, merely pasta — tubes, preferably — tossed with butter and grated cheese . . . except that I should add that lots of freshly ground black pepper, a significant issue of nutmeg, and a medley of herbs gathered more or less at random from pots on your deck or in your garden will bring this minestran offering to star status. Very little effort is involved here, and you won’t be reduced to succumbing to the charms of your upscale supermarket’s take-out counter, or the promise of a pizza delivery person at your door.
Alas, pasta with butter and cheese pure and simple, unadulterated by imagination, proved a thing of comedy, and not a very high variety, when Anne and I traveled one night on the ferry from Naples to Palermo. Here we were, bobbing about on presumably Italian waters, and what could the kitchen come up with but bowls of pasta, pats of cold butter and containers of grated cheese, these ingredients to be assembled by the diners aboard the M.S. Sicilia as if they were children hooking together pieces of Lego.
Our consolation was that next morning, like Paul Theroux, we beheld the Bay of Palermo “in a sunny Sicilian dawn . . . mountains on either side and a great harmonizing background of stucco-colored peaks behind the ancient buildings.”


