RICE, SHRIMP, AND BACON SALAD
The salad a heap of travel couldn’t quite put together. Risottos are popular as steak in the U.S. now, at least in the gourmet ghettos that dot the land, but rice salads remain the culinary business of Provence, Italy, Spain; they’re rare even in California Cuisine restaurants up to their ears in a Mediterranean aesthetic. And they tend to bump against roadblocks philosophical-gastronomical: some ingredients just “won’t do.”
Now shrimp and bacon in one configuration or another you’d find at counters or tables in our smoke-happy country, and vinaigretted rice and a puffy tomato we’ve frequently enjoyed in Italy, in a neighborhood place, say, on Rome’s majestic Piazza Navona, baroque fountains splashing as we dallied with our Orvieto, or in a seedy trattoria in Ascoli Piceno where the padrone wore a hat in the manner of a gangster out of Ben Hecht and we figured we might have to run for our lives, plate of rice salad or sausage and lentils in hand — and wasn’t there a station restaurant in Bologna that filled the bill just before I rushed to the track and panicked because North and South had suddenly flip-flopped in my mind? But the addictive combinations suggested on this page are, apparently, foreign to either shore. Even in sushi, I think.
So it’s with great pleasure we deliver this pantry puzzle with no pieces missing and border guards of the kitchen off duty.
Plan I
Combine about 1/3 pound of cooked shrimp with 1 cup of boiled and cooled long-grain rice and perhaps 10 little oblongs per person of thick cut or slab bacon (the latter preferred), cooked quite dark on the first side, much less on the second and drained on paper towels and cooled.
Then work in 2/3 cup of roughly chopped red and green sweet peppers for added color and taste interest, and some soft lettuce torn into small pieces — not enough lettuce to obscure the dominant rice-shrimp-bacon-peppers.
Toss well with a dressing made by whisking red wine vinegar into a small 1/4 teaspoon of simple Dijon mustard (a fork will do the job), then olive oil along with a sprinkle of dill weed (tarragon is nice too), in a proportion of slightly more than 2 oil to 1 vinegar. I like my vinaigrette a little wetter than is fashionable in today’s trendiest restaurants: you will have to suit yourself as to liquidity and have no fear of food police.
Plan II
Reduce the lettuce content in this case to a minimum and arrange your rice-shrimp-bacon-peppers over and around large tomato halves in soup bowls.
NOTE: For most salads I use “pure” olive oil rather than the heavier, toastier “extra virgin” which tends to upstage vinaigrette-mates.


